Teachings about Movies!!!
How could you know when you are actually watching / had watch a sucky movie...
1) You feel sleepy at the 1st few minutes of the movie's intro.
2) You wish the ticket for the movie was cheaper after wathing the whole thing...
3) The title of the movie starts with 'B' as in "Boo" or "Beowulf"
4) The main actor / actress has the funny tone in thier voice (like thier reading a bloody script without even acting)
5) Your popcorn taste a little bit disappointing...
6) You have a movie trauma after watching a movie... (you feel like "I won't watch a movie for the next 3 months" and yes... you would... for the next 3 years)
7) Harry potter looks like someone else...
8) The movie seems tooooo long...
9) You slept during the show...
10) You laugh when the movie was not suppose to be funny..
11) You cry when the movie was suppose to be boring...
12) National Geographic's documentary bout beetles seems more interesting...
13) You feel like writing a bad review about the damn movie in friendster...
14) National Geographic's documentary about the life of an ant was more captivating compared to the movie you are watching...
15) When you don't know the theme of the movie... You were lost in between the storyline during the show... The next thing you realise after the intro was the ending and after the show you said "Let's watch another movie today"...
16) The movie looks like "Free Wheelie" (I hate the movie so I'm going to miss-spell it...) but the thing is... the movie starts of from a wierd looking producing a magical dinosour of some sort...
Plus, it has an ugly name lie "WATER HORSE"!!!! God Damnit!!!
17) The movie has a jiwang2 name... eg: WATER HORSE!!!
18) While watching the movie, you realise how crappy the name of the movie is when it was shown on the big cinema screen
(eg: WATER HORSE!!!)
19) The title of the movie starts with "W" like... WATER HORSE!!!
Huahuahuaaaa... "WATER HORSE"
Posted by: oyie | April 22, 2008 03:14 AM
Haha! Wise, Bretch...
Hey, congratz once again for your terrific result!
Posted by: Creski | May 30, 2008 12:26 AM
Goodness,Brecht. Water Horse must be really really bad.
Posted by: Davies | June 12, 2008 09:31 PM